Most Awesome Super Jeenyus President Evar Can’t Remember Whom He Awarded Medal of Honor To

Best alternate headline comes from Andy at AOSHQ: All you people look alike to me

President Obama visited the 10th Mountain Division today at Fort Drum, NY. During a speech celebrating their service in both Iraq and Afghanistan, he recounted, in his characteristic cool demeanor, how he had personally awarded one of their number the first Congressional Medal of Honor given to a living recipient since the Vietnam war:

First time I saw 10th Mountain Division, you guys were in southern Iraq. When I went back to visit Afghanistan, you guys were the first ones there. I had the great honor of seeing some of you because a comrade of yours, Jared Monti, was the first person who I was able to award the Medal of Honor to who actually came back and wasn’t receiving it posthumously.

Nice one, eh? Smoother than Billy D. Williams. Showing the troops how much he cares; how he keeps on top of all that soldiering stuff. Real. Authentic

Only one problem though: Jared Monti was killed in Iraq, the year Mr. Obama was elected to the Senate…

Now, surely he meant Salvatore Giunta; you know, the man whose neck he personally hung the Medal of Honor around earlier this year! But, you know, keeping all of those details about the little people is, well, hard. That would actually require him to give a tinker’s damn about something besides himself or his next tee time.

Jim Hoft has the video of the performance. But Uncle Jimbo at Blackfive has what is possibly the piece de resistance of the entire episode:

The ironic part of the speech, and this comes after the announcement of the politically pressured drawdown of troops in Afghanistan, was Obama’s closing remark, “Know that your Commander-in-Chief has your back.”

Right. He “has their backs”. Whatevz…

Even the MBM knows how bad this “gaffe” looks for Obama, coming on the heels of his “Mission Accomplished in Afghanistan” speech. Check out this headline, where the media hacks are spinning for the President faster than the double-deuce rims on a low-low; Obama visit to Fort Drum stirs range of emotions.

Indeed, it’s just too bad that surprise, disgust, and apathy were included among them.

I hate to beat dead horses and all, but I can’t help but ask my favorite rhetorical question; What if President Bush had done something like this? Imagine for a moment the rending of garments and gnashing of teeth; the talk of how this not only confirmed the kill-crazy-cowboy Chimperor McBusHitler’s stupidity, but also his blatant and utter disregard for the lives of the men he sentenced to certain death in faraway places to simply stroke his ego, satiate his fascistic neo-con fantasies, and, of course, line eeeeeevolll Darth Cheney McHalliburton’s pockets.

But Obama? Well, he’s just stirring a range of emotions, and keepin’ it real

[Cross posted from POWIP]

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