Except This

It’s as ridiculous as it is sad when a government compels its citizens to act in a manner that contradicts their consciences. But forcing New Yorkers to accept with new boundaries of matrimony wasn’t enough for liberals who keep forgetting to be broad-minded. They had to be sloppy, too.

In addition to transforming matrimony on a whim, they forgot to care about honorable dissenters. As a result of Albany’s typically and totally well-thought-out bill allowing anyone to marry anyone else, state workers responsible for signing marriage certificates are allowed to maintain their jobs or religious convictions, but not both:

A town clerk in a rural upstate New York community has submitted her resignation, citing her religious opposition to gay marriage.

Who is this H8ful H0m0ph0b3 who thinks that marriage was fine before the progressive reinvention? What a surprise: she goes to church. How rotten can you get?

Laura Fotusky submitted a letter of resignation to the town board in Barker on Monday, saying her religious beliefs prevent her from signing a marriage certificate for a homosexual couple, as she’d be required to do as a municipal clerk.

Count another person out of work in New York State, although she is jobless for a novel reason involving personal integrity instead of a traditional one involving a pathetic economy. What does the man who hasn’t exercised his right to marry the Kwanzaa cake’s inventor think about Ms. Fotusky’s unemployment?

Gov. Andrew Cuomo said elected officials must abide by the rules of the state.

“The law is the law,” Gov. Andrew Cuomo said Tuesday. “When you enforce the laws of the state, you don’t get to pick and choose.”

That’s true even when a state unilaterally redefines a word in the name of altering a custom that has worked for as long as there have been societies. One shouldn’t expect much from a government that counts reducing the rate of increase for already-ridiculous property taxes as an accomplishment.

Not quite astonishingly, the same politicians who have dedicated their careers to making life in New York exasperating forgot to consider the rights of people who have stronger convictions than, say, Mark Grisanti:

There was no protection provided in the legislation for Town Clerks who are unable to sign these marriage licenses due to personal religious convictions, even though our US Constitution supports freedom of religion.

The site that printed her letter also points out that photographers and caterers face lawsuits if they dare not cater double-groom ceremonies. Don’t forget who’s imposing views upon whom.

That’s not even to mention that couples in traditional marriages don’t have any recourse for how the term has been diluted. Politicians are more concerned with legislating permissiveness. It’s of course so homophobic to maintain that matrimony should be kept the way it always has been, as if gays were being denied the right to love based on their inability to be a wedding’s primary participants.

As for now, we’ll have to wait and see if a Muslim clerk refuses to grant a gay marriage license. The intolerant left won’t know which side to claim is the victim of injustice. It would bring some relief knowing that they would be spending their hours trying to reach the end of the Möbius strip of spurious affliction.

Anthony Bialy is a writer and “Red Eye” conservative in New York City. He tweets at http://twitter.com/AnthonyBialy.

Cross-posted at http://buffalobean.wordpress.com

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About Anthony Bialy

I'm not sure if I'm crazy because I'm in New York or if I'm in New York because I'm crazy.