Under What Conceivable Scenario Could Santorum Ban Contraception, Even If He Wanted To?

John McCormack:

This just in from veteran Democratic strategist Bob Frum: “Catholic leaders are self-righteously trying to infringe on the liberty of all Americans.”

How does one respond to an argument so unhinged from reality? Glenn Reynolds takes a stab: “It’s as if we passed a law requiring mosques to sell bacon and then, when people objected, responded by saying ‘What’s wrong with bacon? You’re trying to ban bacon!!!!’”

And here’s Rick Santorum, having to respond to this ridiculous accusation, as occasioned by the Foster Friess goofiness, yesterday:

“The bottom line is my position is very clear,” Santorum told Fox News host Greta van Susteren. “I’ve had a consistent record on this of supporting women’s right to have contraception. I’ve supported funding for it.”

I just want to know from the heavy breathers on the left: can you think of one rational scenario under which a President Santorum would be able to ban or restrict Americans’ access to contraceptives? Just tell me how he’s supposed to accomplish this, please, you nippleheads.

For the record, I’m not happy that he voted public funding, but it’s a long way from insisting that religious institutions pay for it.

I’m like to mention that any such mandate has all the hallmarks of a lefty wedge issue: in my estimation, attractive women and alcoholic skanks will benefit disproportionally from this imposition.

Please, if you’re interested, listen to [friends of] Lisa Graas interviewing Santorum on just this issue.

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