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And really, they are probably more informative than CNN.

I think that if they planted them at music festivals and concerts, and had them say, "Stop dropping acid" . . . that might work.

You know what those things do? They nag. If you're drinking to get away from your wife, the talking urinal cake might . . . piss you off.

At least they don't look and sound like Janet Napolitano. Though, y'know . . . maybe you'd cut your losses, realize you're not getting laid, and go home.

Is this sexist? How come they're not interested in saving women's lives similarly?

You can mention some of your other favorite strange objects that could save lives, below.

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